Angelsiyren

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

browngirl:

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

chessys:

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day